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milfpyramidhead:
“to everyone in the notes saying something along the lines of “omg i need to do this”: i want you to know i had a friend who did exactly this. he christened it Swampy The Bong and contracted cholera like four times as a result and...

milfpyramidhead:

to everyone in the notes saying something along the lines of “omg i need to do this”: i want you to know i had a friend who did exactly this. he christened it Swampy The Bong and contracted cholera like four times as a result and didn’t understand why creek water in his bong was making him shit rivers. dont do this ♡

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July 22, 2023 at 9:01 AM | Post Permalink | 31,058 notes



ghostcrows:

ghostcrows:

The thing about Peggy hill is you see her in some episodes and you might think well this woman has some lesbionic mannerisms. but the truth is she’s just one of those very sporty southern moms who inexplicably gets away with not upholding their side of the gender roles even in communities where everyone is kinda expected to do that. Like she kinda gets to do what she wants. Cause she’s Peggy that’s just how Peggy is. And she has a husband and a kid so they’re like ok fine I guess

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Like if you told her she looked gay here she would laugh really awkwardly and be like Well, I hope you mean that as in “happy”, because in that case I am positively gay. I am so gay and in love with my wonderful husband Hank. And Hank would be like *texan sigh* Peggy, You can’t go around tellin people you’re “gay” for me. People are gonna start to get the wrong idea. And then shed accuse Hank of being homophobic and double down

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July 22, 2023 at 9:01 AM | Post Permalink | 19,048 notes



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July 22, 2023 at 9:00 AM | Post Permalink | 14,730 notes



wolfhorrors:

wolfhorrors:

i hope every single workplace in america strikes and i mean it

we’re currently in such a terrible recession right now, all workers can barely afford to pay rent regardless of job. i hope we hunt down the rich for sport at this point

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July 22, 2023 at 9:00 AM | Post Permalink | 15,558 notes



othersidedisc:

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everyone should delete tiktok except this guy i wanna be alone with them

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July 22, 2023 at 9:00 AM | Post Permalink | 25,755 notes



intosnarkness:
“My roommate went into the kitchen and then came out giggling. “Oh my god,” he said, “do you have your camera.”
Cheers to Spencer, who thinks he is soup.
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intosnarkness:

My roommate went into the kitchen and then came out giggling. “Oh my god,” he said, “do you have your camera.”

Cheers to Spencer, who thinks he is soup.

Post by intosnarkness (via angstbotfic)
July 22, 2023 at 8:59 AM | Post Permalink | 105,107 notes



thewomancallednova:

An image of Kirk and Spock, locking at each other in the Strange New Worlds episode "Lost in Translation"ALT
A close-up of Spock and kirk shaking hands in the Strange New Worlds episode "Lost in Translation"ALT

great and now KISS AND ETCH YOUR NAMES INTO A BAR AT STARBASE 25 YOU CRAZY FUCKS

The words "Mariner + Boimler" and "Kirk + Spock" etched into a bar table in the Star Trek: Lower Decks episode "An Embarrassment of Dooplers".ALT
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July 22, 2023 at 8:59 AM | Post Permalink | 364 notes



manywinged:

A fake 4chan greentext which says ">be me >piss off a powerful wizard >banished to the desert >be me 10 years later >finally escape the desert >first thing i do as soon as i make it back to civilization is track down the wizard who sent me there >it's been so long he's probably forgotten all about me, there's no way he'll see this coming >easily break into his tower >dodge a few basic security spells >point my gun at him and tell him it's so fucking over >instantly banished to the desert again". There's a reaction image of a cat looking shocked in the top left hand corner.ALT

realized my last post works so much better as a greentext

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July 22, 2023 at 8:44 AM | Post Permalink | 24,951 notes



garaks-padded-bra:

do you guys ever draw things completely on instinct? I was sat down moping over being perceived in a sexist manner and when i looked down i apparently had drawn this

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This is how sexism make me feel

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July 22, 2023 at 8:43 AM | Post Permalink | 320 notes



shinybulbasaur:

was in the car with my friend when I saw the car we passed had the license plate “SADNESS” and I went oh wait we gotta slow down so I can get a pic, but every time we went slower the other car also slowed down. so I looked behind us to see what was going on and the passenger also had their phone up and wheezing the same way I was, and that’s when I remembered my friend’s license plate is “LOSSJPG”

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July 22, 2023 at 8:42 AM | Post Permalink | 69,042 notes




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